A Day in the Life...whew!: I'm too sassy...

Conversations with a 4-year-old

Sitting down to dinner...CiBaby: "I sure wish we had a horse." T-Daddy: "Well, if we had a horse we would have to live on a farm." CiBaby: "That would be GREAT!!!"

Driving in the car...CiBaby: "Mama, does Snow White have 7 dopes?"

Driving in the car...CiBaby: "Mama, I makin' sometin." CzaMama: "Really, what are you making?" CiBaby: "I making a ball out of boogers." CzaMama: "I see." (a moment of silence) CiBaby: "It not working!!!" CzaMama: "That's because you're not suppose to make balls out of boogers."

CiBaby was standing in front of her new mirror (nekkid)...CiBaby: "Look Mama! I have 2 moles right here and here." CzaMama: "No dear, those are nipples." CiBaby: "You have nipples too?" CzaMama: Yes dear, I have nipples too."

CiBaby was nibbling an apple...CiBaby: "Look Mama! A heart!" CzaMama: "You're right honey, it is in the shape of a heart!" CiBaby: "I gonna eat it, I like shapes."

(as sung to the tune of I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred)

for a shirt
so what I'm wearing is two skirts*
so sassy it hurts

I'm a toddler you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the sidewalk
Yeah on the sidewalk on the sidewalk yeah
I do my little turn on the sidewalk

*Second skirt shown here. Doesn't everyone need a purple
tutu with sequins on under all of their clothes?