Odd things found in a jacket/coat pocket

I'm not talking about the spare change or even bills, but the really odd things.

Today T-Daddy and I were digging around in the garage, finding things we needed to bring inside, including a container of my winter jackets (yes, plural...and it's more than 2. Hey, I live on the Tundra, give me a break!). While pulling out my black leather jacket I could tell there was something in the inside pocket. At first by the jingle and bulk I thought it was a set of keys we've been looking for, but no.

Now, I must preface this by saying, I think I haven't worn this jacket in several years because of weird circumstances, but I still love it.

I reach my hand into the pocket and pull out a fist full of miscellaneous things...a pen, a couple receipts, spare change and a lipstick. At further examination this wasn't any old lipstick...it was in the shape of a penis. Yes, you read that correctly. Male genitalia, circumcised no less. I have NO idea where it came from, I can't believe I would have purchased anything like that and not remembered it. The only thing that could have made that find better is if there was a condom in the pocket next to the lipstick.

So what interesting things have you found in your jacket pockets?